Fat women are incredibly comforting

I didn't know if this was relevant information or not, but I've found that fat women are incredibly comforting to be around and talk to. They know how to make you feel like everything is okay. I just really want to hug them and cuddle a fat woman right now. They just seem so warm and nice to me. I'm a 6'2 skinny man and just want to cling to a fat woman for comfort lol.