Being a woman is like being a dog

You've (mostly) got to take your dog to school, you've (mostly) got to let him mount other dogs, your dog goes into heat, people let their dogs breed, your dog can get pregnant, women have to take their kids to daycare, women have to let their partners ejaculate inside them, women get in heat, people let their women get pregnant, women can get pregnant, your dog barks, women screech, your dog wags its butt, women wag their butt, your dog farts, women fart, your dog is sometimes right, women are sometimes right.