You are an Olympic judge. The event is pissing in the toilet.

The World is in chaos. Economies are on the brink of collapse, politicians are all liars, the media doesn't report the truth, and the world is coming to an end. But with all that goes wrong in the world, one beacon of hope stands tall: the Olympics.<br><br>You're sitting in the stands, not quite sure how you got here. You're not an athlete, nor a coach, nor a scorekeeper. You're an Olympic judge. You have no idea what event this is. There is a large screen displaying a numeric score, and below that, the words "Event: ????"<br><br>The speakers crackle to life, "This is your announcer. Welcome to event ????. This event has been a long standing Olympic tradition. All athletes are randomly selected from their countries. The rules are simple. For the allotted 5 minutes, athletes must piss in the toilet. Each toilet is connected to a sensor. This sensor will track and measure all the urine that flows through the commode. Judges will score from 1-10 the performance. The top 3 highest scores will receive medals. And the country with the most points at the end of the Olympics will receive the divine cup of the gods."<br><br>A trumpet sounds off, the lights dim for a moment and turn back on again. A spotlight shines on a random section of seats, "Samantha, from the United States of America. Please walk on down to your stall, and begin pissing."<br><br>The camera zooms to the stalls, a large section of toilets off in one corner of the stadium. Out of the section a lady walks up to a random stall and enters it. The camera zooms in on the door, showing her wiggling her butt to get her pants off, then the stall door closes.<br><br>A timer pops up on the screen, 5 minutes starts ticking down. The announcer, "As you know, judges, the allotment for this event is 3.2 liters. Anything above that will receive a bonus 1.5 points. Anything below that scored will be rounded down to the nearest .5"<br><br>The screen flickers as the numbers start rolling in. .1, .2, .3.<br><br>Please choose an event score (1-10), and add any additional information you think is important.