The government just shot down something that wasn't a balloon

Scrolling through the news and see all the “distress” on both sides about the government shooting down the “spy balloon”. We all know damn well that there’s no way it was a spy balloon. Now they just shot down “something” over Alaska. It could be anything, but it’s probably the Chinese UFO everyone’s been LARPing about. <br><br>But no one cares. They’re all panicking about spy balloons and other bulls**t.