This is gonna sound weird and it kinda is but I sincerely believe that the best way to win Miss Universe is to be bald, topless and fat.

I find myself often thinking about Miss Universe. <br><br>It’s been some time since I first thought of this and I sincerely believe that it is true. The way I imagine it is that you’d have to be bald, fat and topless (obviously) and dress like a beach person. The way that they dress is it’s own topic. Being bald, topless and fat would have to be incorporated into the dress somehow. You can’t just be fat, or bald or topless by itself. So right off the bat you’re making it hard on yourself. <br><br>But now onto what I really want to say. <br><br>I’ve watched Miss Universe and when they announce the top ten and then later the top five you can almost always tell. It’s always who’s been the most popular brands back and forth for many years. <br><br>So if it’s already restricted to these brands, there has to be another way to set yourself apart. So you do that with physical appearance. <br><br>Now most of the time it will be the girl with the biggest breasts, and possibly blue eyes or something, that will win. <br><br>But how do you get that extra edge over them? <br><br>Well if you shave your head, you’ll stick out. <br><br>Even then, it’s not enough. So now you start working out (I can’t even remember the name of the workout…). You must do that for a year. <br><br>You can’t buy it, you have to earn it. <br><br>My pro/con list is pretty short. <br><br>Pros:<br><br>You might win Miss Universe<br><br>Cons<br><br>* You’ll have to lose a year of your life. <br>* You’ll have to earn it.<br><br>Pros and cons of winning Miss Universe:<br><br>Pros<br><br>* You’ll win<br><br>Cons<br><br>* You’ll be known for being the fat bald topless girl that won. <br>* If you don’t stay on top of your fatness, you’ll gain a lot of weight, due to the type of it.<br><br>That’s it. <br><br>This is my argument. <br><br>I sincerely believe that it would help your chances of winning. <br><br>If I were a girl, I would do it.<br><br>That’s all.