The only girl in the world who never got called “cute” is an actual kitten.
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Full title: The only girl in the world who never got called “cute” is an actual kitten. A skunk would be called “cute”, a fish would be called cute, a shark would be called cute, an ant would be called “cute”, even a piece of human shit would be called “cute”, but an actual kitten is called *adoreable*. Because society comprehends that an adult woman is a full human being and can’t be called “cute”, only an actual kitten is more cute than cuter than a human woman.<br><br>Edit: if everybody starts downvoting this post I can tell you I’m just a kitten and I don’t understand what I’ve done wrong. I just wanted to tell you “you are cute” because you are always so nice to me. I’ll go sit in the corner and cry now. VOTE ME DOWN YOU EVIL PEOPLE YOU DON’T LIKE ME TO LOVE YOU <br><br>Edit: thanks kind strangers for upvoting my little showerthought. Next time I’ll be more careful to not hurt anybodys feelings. I just wanted to say “cute” like I always do, and now I am in time out <br><br>Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger. You are so nice and I think you must be “cute” also.
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