I'm broke and going to have to live in a van

And I'm bisexual, and I have one ball. I feel so betrayed.<br><br>Edit: y'all have made this a sick thread, thank you for the kind words, thank you for the laughs, and I'll never forget you degenerates. I'm making an effort to get back on my feet and have a clear plan in the works. This is just a minor bump in the road, and I'm still hopeful for my future. Thanks for being hopeful with me :D