So I went inside a Synagogue and asked a few questions

So I went inside a Synagogue and asked why Jewish people lie so much. The guy was like well we’re a lot smarter than you and you wouldn’t understand but basically we’re like you but 10 times better so lie a lot less than you. Then I asked if it was true that Jewish people have a lot of money, he said oh yeah we’re like 10 times better than you in that aspect (and I was like what makes him think I’m poor) so we have a lot more money than you. Then I asked if it was true Jewish people are entitled and he was like yeah basically that ( I think a shittier word than that started with an a) I don’t remember the name of the word now. I asked why we can’t hit Jewish people even if they’re bad and he said we’re not gonna let you hit us because you’re not as smart as us. Then I asked how much money we’re supposed to give to the Synagogue and he was like how much money do you have? ( and I was like what? ) so I said like $20,000. He was like okay well 80% should be with us. Then I asked what percentage is 80% of $20,000 would and he laughed for a second then said $16,000. I was like okay but that’s a lot of money, he said not for us. Then I asked what would happen if I lie about how much money I have, he said we’re smarter than you and we’ll know so you’ll regret it. Then I asked how much money you have and he was like a lot more than you or your whole neighborhood combined. Then I asked why we can’t see what happens inside a Synagogue and he said most people aren’t smart enough to understand what happens in a Synagogue so we’d rather you didn’t see it inside. Then I asked if it was true that Jewish people are very evil and he said yes (and I was like okay) and we’re like 10 times (and I was like here we go again) eviler than you (and I was like yikes) but we won’t hurt you because we’re smarter and more important than you (and I was like okay) and you won’t hurt us because you’re not as smart as us. (and I was like what makes him think I’m not smart) Then I asked what would happen if I stole money from the Synagogue and he was like well you’re not smart enough to steal from us and if you were and you stole from us, you would regret it. Then I asked why Jewish people are always lying about the holocaust and he said we’re not lying and you don’t have the capacity to understand what happened in the holocaust. Then I asked why we’re not allowed to see what happens inside of Israel and he said most people aren’t smart enough to understand what happens inside of Israel so we’d rather you didn’t see it. Then I asked if it was true that Jewish people are very racist and he said yeah (and I was like okay) we’re very racist and that’s why we don’t let you inside our Synagogues (and I was like okay) but we let you in because you’re not as smart as us and you ask a lot of questions we can be funny with because you’re not as smart as us and we can be funny with (and I was like what makes him think I’m not smart) Then I asked if it was true that Jewish people are very conceited and he said yeah (and I was like okay) we’re like 10 times (and I was like here we go again) more conceited than you (and I was like okay) but we’re like 10 times better than you (and I was like yikes) so you let us be 10 times more conceited.