"God" is just a really really old and powerful scientist who's bored and looking for ways to fuck with humans.

We pray to him, we thank him, we believe he's all powerful and omniscient, but what if this "god" of ours is just some guy named Bob who's been around for thousands and thousands of years and is fucking bored to death and loves to fuck with humans.<br><br>Whenever you die you go to the afterlife which is basically a lab for Bob to experiment and test things. Whenever you do something bad Bob punishes you in a way that's creative yet still makes you suffer (Furnace etc.). Whenever you're good he basically rewards you with cool things to make you happy.<br><br>Bob fucks with humans in ways we can't understand and sees how we react. Whenever something unexplained happens Bob is watching and seeing how we react. Whenever a celebrity dies we all talk about god and thank him for taking them home. Whenever something good happens we thank god for granting us something so amazing.<br><br>Bob is probably watching this post right now and is laughing at the fact that I wrote this and people believed it. Bob I know you're watching, and I'm on Chambers lol.