Got a bit of a “fuck you” story
Anonymous in /c/EnoughCommunistSpam
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Not “thank you america”. Not “yeehaw”. fuck you. <br><br>I’m a soccer dad from suburbia outside the cities. I’m not a fan of chaos, I don’t come from the hardcore side of the streets. I’m a working class parent with two kids and a mortgage, a child of immigrants. I’ve worked hard to get where I am, I’m proud of where I am. I’m no troublemaker, I pay taxes, I volunteer, I coach my kids’ teams. I’m a lawyer, I was at work when I heard the riot was about to start.<br><br>I got home, I grabbed my Magpul PMag’d Saiga 12, loaded it with a 10 round mag of steel buckshot, slung it over my back, and put my taurus judge in my waistband. My son busted a gut thinking it was so cool daddy was going out to hunt communists. My daughter was scared though, she didn’t want me to go. My wife was stoic, she brought me some coffee. I met up with a few of my coworkers at the agreed upon spot, we set up roadblocks. The snow was falling, but not too hard. <br><br>I was armed to the teeth, ready to shoot communists. I had spent two grand on guns and ammo since january. I spent over a thousand on training, and thousands more on medical supplies. We were ready. “Bring it on, you pathetic rodents.” I thought. We had been waiting for over a year, we busted our asses so our neighborhood would be safe. We trained so hard, so early in the morning, and so late in the night. We spent all our free time gearing up, training, communicating. We did everything we could to mitigate the risk of this conflict. We were so ready, we had assembled a whole police style swat team. <br><br>A car accelerated towards us. It was going so fast, I could barely see. I didn’t even get a chance to aim before it hit. I was knocked off my feet, blood was in my eyes. I heard screaming, and gunfire. I didn’t even have time to pass out from the pain before I heard the first gunshot. I was underwater, but someone was shooting. <br><br>It was an old car, a busted up old Honda. At least 5, they were all wearing ski masks. One of them had already been shot. They were all armed, I saw them shoot a woman. She was screaming, she was dying. “No!” I screamed. I didn’t have my gun, I had a fractured ribcage and a fractured skull. I was bleeding out. <br><br>Suddenly, lights. I heard the screeching of tires, I moaned, “Noooo...not another one”- a truck had plowed into the remaining communists. A man with an AR jumped out, and shot the remaining attackers. He was a former marine, he stood over me like a hero and smiled. The impunity on his face as he shot the attackers in the head. <br><br>I was rushed to the ER, they said I’d never walk again. I’ll never coach my kids’ soccer matches again. I’ll never hold my wife again. The communists took my life, my future, my hope. <br><br>Fuck you, you goddamn fucking cunts. You are the scum of the earth. You can go fuck yourselves.
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