When I was little, I would wipe my ass with towels that were hanging up

This claim to fame is brought to you by the letter C for Clean and the number 2. The memory is vague, but I’m fairly sure I did this more than once. I don’t know how long I kept this tradition up, but I’m assuming I stopped after I got caught. I think mom was doing laundry and found a shit stained towel. I claimed it was a present for her and that it was an old Indian tradition. I don’t think she bought it but who knows.<br><br>Edit: Nobody has pissed in my laundry yet but I’m expecting it