Am I the only person who thinks uHaul is an absolutely terrible woeful woebegone idea to get to travel the country?

Long story short, I used to rent cars from Enterprise that were in the same shape as uHaul’s promotion for travel across the nation, from the 1930s grunge era. Nothing against the commenter who wants to do this, you go for it, but I like sitting in a comfortable clean car where the seats have been washed, the wheels don’t squeak, the belts aren’t shaking, and the brakes don’t come on with a jolt just because it’s going 3 mph.