Coolest/ funniest thing a student has said to you?

I love listening to the things kids say about their personal lives. I had a kid say to me “I have an ex wife, ex husband and ex girlfriend” I asked him how old he was when he got married, he said “I was 6 but I was forced into it”.<br>Another kid bragged about being a “mommy’s girl/ daddy’s girl and everyone’s girl”. A kid told me his dad called him a “pussy” for getting a C and told me when he grows up he wants to get a woman pregnant then dump her like his dad did to his mom. <br><br>Lol what is your craziest experience?<br><br>Edit: lol this is blowing up! Glad I could brighten up someone’s day!<br><br>Edit 2: some of you are really rude and ignorant and calling these kids “fuck ups” and saying the parents are “pieces of shit”. These children didn’t ask for this life and didn’t ask to be born in these conditions. I’m sure you were raised in a nice, stable home with supportive parents who loved you, not everyone is as fortunate as you are. They are in my class for a reason, because I am there to help them and not to tear them down. Everyone’s situation is different and it’s not our place to judge. Thank you all for the support and love ❤️