Why the fuck are women so happy that their daughter was killed?!

I was looking at my front door because it was making a weird noise and I see a 50 yo women on her knees crawling on her ass and a 20 yo crying into a napkin. She says “He killed my daughter”! Then the 50 yo woman gets up and does a slip and fall and acts like a complete fucking idiot. I asked why the fuck are they at my house and why are they so happy and they tell me that I just won the million dollar slip and fall lawsuit. I’m like wtf? Then they tell me they scouted me out and pretended to fall so that we can get 1 million dollars and split it 50/50. I said you want to trick people into giving $500,000 for a pretend fall and 1 million for a pretend death?! They both looked at each other and said “slip and fall…”. I laughed and said okay I’ll do it! Let’s slip and fall.