Pumpkin Orgy!

Gather all the pumpkins you can find. Make a big pile with them, then jump on top of the pile. Continue to roll around in the pile until you're covered in pumpkin guts. Then go to the nearest corner store and buy a large Slurpee. Walk in the Slurpee and spill it all over the floor. Then go to the checkout counter and buy a super sized tub of chocolate pudding. Walk back out of the store and dump the pudding in the middle of the street, then lay down in the pudding and wiggle around until you're covered in it. Walk back to the pile of pumpkins and roll around in it until the chocolate pudding is completely covered in pumpkin guts. Walk back to the store and get another Slurpee, then go back to the pile of pumpkins and spill the Slurpee all over the pumpkin guts covering your body. As the Slurpee is running down your body, catch it in a large bucket that you had the foresight to bring with you from home. Once the bucket is full of the now pumpkin gut flavored Slurpee, drink it down, then puke it back up all over the pile of pumpkins. Walk away from the pumpkins, leaving behind a pile covered in your pumpkin-gut flavored vomit.<br><br>This is the traditional way to celebrate the changing of the seasons.