I will write a parody of a typical woman's speed dating questions for you

If you want me to write a parody of something else, let me know.<br><br>Q: Who is your typical celebrity crush? I love Tom Hanks, it's just so easy to look at him, he's so yummy!<br><br><br><br>A: What percentage of Tom Hanks do I need to be to be attractive to you?