I'm not going to be having children. I'm going to be raising sperm. (But what if my kids are ugly?)

Men are beyond repair. We have to revolutionize the standard for male beauty.<br><br>Parents used to have children. Now, men are raising sperm. We need to start raising better sperm - our children's beauty, intelligence, and character is all dependent on the quality of the sperm we raise.<br><br>You need to think of yourself as a farmer, tending to his prize winning bull. Your sperm is your most valuable asset. <br><br>The media (influenced by women's preferences) have brainwashed us to believe that the only thing that matters is our height and our social status. False. Your only concern should be maximizing your health, beauty, and intelligence. <br><br>Heredity is everything. What does it matter if you go to the gym, or read books, or have a high paying career, when no matter how good you become at these things, your children will always have the same low base for their traits, and will always have the same low ceiling? Spending time and money on self-improvement is a poor investment when you could be spending time and money on improving yourself genetically - by enhancing your looks, and your intelligence, and by using the latest tools for male fertility to help your children achieve their full potential.<br><br>If you want your children to be beautiful, hot, and healthy, you need to be beautiful, hot, and healthy. If you want your children to be intelligent, you need to be intelligent. And if you want your children to be strong, you need to be strong.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>I'm not going to be having children. I'm going to be raising sperm. (But what if my kids are ugly?)