Your extremely pregnant wife demands you to make a 30 mins sandwich

Your pregnant wife is the laziest woman in the world. While you were very hard working and dedicated in your work, your wife likes to spend her whole day relaxing in bed, watching movies, listening to nice songs, or eating snacks. <br><br>She never did anything to help around the house. She never made food. She never picked up her trash. She never did laundry or ironing. That’s why her loyal husband is the one doing it all. <br><br>One day, your wife asked you to make a sandwich. You thought you could make one in no time, so you accepted the task. However, things took a turn when she made a very weird demand. <br><br>“Promise me that you won’t make the sandwich until you’re done with the following steps. Do everything exactly as I told you to.” <br><br>You were very curious about her demand, but she didn’t tell you anything until you promised her that you would do as she instructed. <br><br>“First of all, go to the market and buy bread. Please don’t buy just any bread. I only want bread made of Rye flour. The wheat bread tastes disgusting. Make sure that the bread you bought is made of Rye flour. <br><br>Then go to the farm and buy some cheese. The woman’s dog has a very strong toothache. I don’t want to make that poor dog suffer, so I decided to buy the cheese from the farm because they don’t ask enough money for the cheese. I can then take the remaining money and buy some medicine for the dog. <br><br>Please don’t buy just any cheese. I want the cheese to be made of Lion milk. Lion milk cheese is so delicious! The farm owner may refuse to sell it to you. If that’s the case, please tell her that her dog is very sick and needs to take some medicine. <br><br>Then go to the butchery. I want smoked turkey breast in my sandwich. Please don’t buy just any turkey breast. I want it to be smoked by an old lady who sells homemade smoked turkey breast in front of the butchery. <br><br>That old lady doesn’t always sell it, so you need to go there and wait. Do not buy the smoked turkey breast from anyone else. The one that the old lady sells is the most delicious! I want her to smoke the turkey breast. <br><br>If the old lady doesn’t sell the turkey breast, you need to wait there until she finishes making it. You can only leave her stand and go home to make my sandwich when she’s done smoking the turkey breast. <br><br>Can you do this for me, dear husband? I’m very hungry and would love to eat my smoked Rye bread and Lion milk cheese turkey breast sandwich. It’s my favorite!” <br><br>You looked at your wife, wondering what the hell you were looking at. You told her that you were gonna take her to the psychiatric hospital because she needed to be checked. <br><br>“Wait! I haven’t finished my instruction yet! How can you make my sandwich when you don’t even know everything? I hate when you listen to me half-heartedly!” <br><br>Your wife angrily folded her arms. You took a deep breath and told her to continue. <br><br>“Then go to the park. I want to use a Swiss knife to cut my sandwich. Please don’t buy just any Swiss knife. I want one with a purple handle. I love the color purple. <br><br>Please don’t buy just any Swiss knife with a purple handle. I want the Swiss knife to be sold by a little girl who sells Swiss knives in front of the park’s lake. <br><br>That little girl doesn’t always sell the knives. She only sells them when the wind blows from the north. Please wait there until the wind blows from the north. <br><br>You may need to wait for hours, but please don’t buy the Swiss knife somewhere else. I want to use the Swiss knife that the little girl sells because she’s very cute. <br><br>Can you please go there and wait for the wind to blow from the north? I would be very happy if you do. Please wait there until the little girl says that the wind is blowing from the north. <br><br>You may want to bring an umbrella with you because it’s likely to be raining. But please don’t bring just any umbrella. I want it to be a transparent umbrella. <br><br>I want the umbrella to have a floral pattern on it. Not just any floral pattern, but one that is handmade by the grannies in the retirement home near the park. <br><br>Please tell them that you’re going to use it to wait for the little girl to sell the Swiss knife for me. They will know what umbrella to give to you. <br><br>Please don’t go to the park until you get the umbrella from the grannies. Do you understand, dear husband?” <br><br>As she finished her demands, your wife hiccups and held onto her big belly. You were surprised when she rolled over onto her side and fell asleep. <br><br>You shook your head and took a deep breath. <br><br>“You know what? Screw it. I will go and make the sandwich for you. I don’t mind waiting, because as long as I can see you smile and be happy, everything is worth it.” <br><br>You kissed your wife’s forehead before getting up from the couch and walking out the door. <br><br>What will happen to you as you search for the ingredients to make your wife’s favorite sandwich?