Just got my ass kicked by a woman

It’s about 7 pm. I’m walking to my car after work. I pass by a house and see a lady in her garden. She looks up, makes eye contact and then goes back to gardening. <br><br>About 20 minutes later I hear loud screaming from that very house. I look over and see her on her knees, punching the air and screaming. <br><br>I pass her on my way back from the car and she looks up and starts screaming at me, saying “you think you’re so funny don’t you” and “I hope your mom has to put tampons in you”. I keep my cool, just say “no madam, I’m not funny” and walk on. <br><br>Then she gets on the phone and starts ringing random houses in the street, screaming at the residents that “some man” is harassing her. <br><br>One guy must have been anerican, as he came storming out with a baseball bat and starts chasing me. I run into my house through the back door, locking it and calling the cops. Turns out he’s a black belt martial artist and bodyguard and thought I was “disrespecting his client” <br><br>Anyway, just wanted to share. Women scare me.