My wife's friend has been mean to me for years.....last night it went too far so I punished her and now my wife is furious.

For the last 5 years my wife and I have been part of a friend group and going strong. We made a ton of new friends and it's been a really great time.<br><br>There's one girl who goes to the gym at the same time as me. She's always been a bitch. The first time we met she said "oh so you're married already? that's awfully young for your age isn't it?". I was like ok cool, I just make a small excuse to get away from her and title her as the "bitchy one". Other than her everyone is really nice.<br><br>Fast forward 3 years and my wife starts becoming friends with her. They're in a book club together now.<br><br>The other night my wife invited a bunch of her friends over for drinks. So the bitchy one was there. My wife goes to the gym with her once and awhile and has never told me anything about her being a bitch. <br><br>She spends the whole night insulting me. When I go in the kitchen to grab a snack she's always nearby going "oh so you like X? that's so basic" or "you really eat that? that's not that good for you"<br><br>I keep a calm smile and say "yup"<br><br>My wife saw her being a bitch to me but just laughed and said "oh Sarah is a little sarcastic"<br><br>Anyways, she's still hanging around and insulting me when the other guests have left. I've had enough so I go in the kitchen and get the vacuum. She asks me what I'm doing with it, I tell her I'm going to suck her with it. She just laughs and says "oh you're a dirty one, ok maybe I was too hard on you". Then I went through with it and held her down and gave her wand-action with my vacuum. After a minute she said "ok seriously that hurts, stop it". <br><br>Anyways my wife found out and is furious with me and is calling me an "asshole" and a "prick". She said "the punishment was so much worse than the crime".<br><br>Edit cause I just thought of something: I'm the one who buys all the groceries so I'm in the kitchen every 5 minutes anyway