Anyone else here have bad experiences with alcohol?

Well, I'll start. I've been straight edge for most of my adult and teenage life and I feel like it's enough for me in terms of stress relief. I did try drinking one time and I have never been more terrified in my entire life! I had one beer, went to the bar with some friends, and as I was walking out of the bathroom, I saw a very attractive woman. She had long hair down her waist and I was so shocked that I got up and ran out and never looked back. I'll call it my "traumatic beer encounter". Anyone else have bad experiences with alcohol? Do share!