False narratives of superiority

Hello restaurant owner, look at my outfit, im not having a good day, im a poor schmoe buying your food, give me a restaurant quality meal at a fast food price!! Hell, you should be grateful for my custom! Grateful! I demand you treat me like royalty, and you should smile while you do it.<br><br>Hello police, im a poor schmoe, i don't like my neighbors music, fuck the law, fuck tradition, fuck common sense. I demand you go round my neighbors house and terrorise them, I am the law, fuck the police. Also, if you don't comply, you are a fascist. And by the way, you should be grateful i gave you a job, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have a job.<br><br>Hello barista, im so poor, i have to spend 50% of my wages on coffee, but. I only get paid £6 an hour, it's not much, you should feel sorry for me and give me a free coffee because im a poor schmoe and i deserve it.<br><br>Hello, i go to the gym, look at my muscles, im a tough guy, if you ever threaten me, im gonna beat the fuck out of you.<br><br>Hello, im a tough guy, im not scared of anything, look at my muscles, i can look after myself, there is nothing to be scared of, im the toughest guy in the room.<br><br>Hello, im a 6ft tall, 200 pound man, im restaurant manager, but im scared of that black 5ft 4 guy asking for a free meal, he is a tough guy and will beat the fuck out of me if i say no.<br><br>Hello, im a tough guy, look at my muscles, i carry a 2 pound baton and i wear kevlar, im not scared of anything, my main priority is keeping you safe, this is why i will beat the fuck out of you if you are mean to a homeless guy.<br><br>Hello im a homeless guy, i don't have any money, but i deserve restaurant quality food, a house, a car, a phone, an education, my own business, a girlfriend, a boyfriend, a husband, a wife, im schizo bi polar with extreme adhd and i believe im a dolphin, look at my tattos, this proves im a tough guy, i deserve to be treated like royalty, i demand you feel sorry for me, im tough, im not scared of anything, my main priority is me.<br><br>Hello, im a tough guy, im a head teacher, who's also a police liaison officer, but i believe 6 year olds can consent to sex, and i also believe they are tough guys who can look after themselves.<br><br>Hello, im a tough guy, im a female and im a police liaison officer at a school, but im scared of saying anything about that tradition and common sense, because if i do, i will loose my job, im just gonna say that the children are tough guys who can look after themselves.<br><br>Hello, im a tough guy, im a principal of a school, i am also a police liaison officer, im a schizo bi polar with extreme adhd, i believe im a dolphin, restaurant quality food at school meal prices is my right, i demand it, i 100% know that the kids are tough guys who can look after themselves, look at our school record, we have had 2 mass shootings in the last 10 years, but we are tough guys, we can handle it!! Hell, we should be grateful for mass shootings because it makes us who we are, it should be used in our advertising campaigns, come to our school, we are tough guys!! Massive shootings happen at our school. But we always bounce back, because we are tough guys, its not a problem, not at all.<br><br>By the way, we are the greatest nation in the world, our country is so powerful, we are superior to every other nation in the world, this is why we need so many guns. restaurant quality guns at fast food prices!! Because we deserve it. 1 for 1 and all for 1, we are tough guys, we deserve it.<br><br>Hello, im a tough guy, im an restaurant owner, but im scared of tough guys, im scared of black guys, im scared of homeless guys, im scared of 6 year olds. But i have a simple solution to all of this, its very simple, everyone should carry a restaurant quality gun, at a fast food price!! Everyone should carry a gun, this is the solution. If everyone has a gun, we can all feel safe. Even though we are all tough guys. We are the greatest nation in the world, this is why we need so many guns. But we are tough guys, even though we are all scared.<br><br>Hello, im a tough guy, i go to the gym, look at my muscles, i can handle myself. This is why i carry a gun!! I am a tough guy, i am not scared, im just a schizo bi polar guy with extreme adhd, who also believes im a dolphin, but im not scared, im a tough guy, i can handle myself. Because, when around tough guys, you can never be too careful.<br><br>Hello, im a tough guy, im a nation, who's people are homeless, im a nation who's people are starving, im a nation, who's people have no clean water, no access to healthcare, no access to education, im a nation of homeless people, starving people, people with no clean water, no access to healthcare, and education, but restaurant quality guns at a fast food price is our right, im a tough nation, look at my muscles, im not scared of anything, this is why every tough guy citizen should carry a restaurant quality gun, at a fast food price, this is why we are the greatest nation in the world!! Because we are tough, and because we have guns. But we are all schizo bi polars with extreme adhd, and we all believe we are dolphins, but restaurant quality fast food is our right!! By the way, im not scared of anything, but you shouldn't go outside, because there are tough guys outside who carry guns.