The most confusing and kind of awkward thing happened today (NSFW)

My sister and I are both 19 and attending the same university. She's a theatre major, and I'm just a screw up who had to take some summer classes to keep a scholarship. But I'm fine now. Anyways, last week my sister was assigned to choreograph some dance thing for one of her classes. She's never done this before, so I think she's a bit worried. For some reason, she thought she needed to watch someone dance. My idea was to just watch a video, maybe on YouTube. But she insisted that she needed to watch a real person. So I told her that I could just dance for her. <br><br>She was really hesitant about my idea. Then she asked if I was kidding. I said that I wasn't. I'll admit now that the reason I offered to dance was because I have a huge crush on my sister, and I thought it would be cool to maybe convince her to dance with me. I don't know, I don't talk to girls a lot. Anyways, she wasn't impressed with my suggestion. I told her that it was no big deal, I just wanted to help. So she agreed. <br><br>Then she told me that she was going to go look up how to choreograph. I kind of thought she was messing with me, but she wasn't. So I waited in the living room for her to come back. I was sitting in one of those bean bag chair thingies that are shaped like a giant dog. And I was watching her cat scratch a scratching post thing. Then I started pretending that the cat was scratching my head, and that it was a pillow. I forgot about that for a minute, and the cat poked my temple. It kind of hurt, so I cursed loudly. <br><br>After a few minutes, my sister came back into the living room. She told me that she was just going on YouTube and using whatever videos she could find to help with the choreographing. I kind of chuckled at her, and she said, "What?" I should have said something. I really should have. But I didn't. Instead, I just shook my head. I told her that I was going to go put on some music. She asked if I was going to put on music without her? Now, at this point, I don't know if I should have just made a move or something. I was really confused because of what just happened. I told her, "No, I want to see you dance." <br><br>She asked me what I meant by that, and I said, "I don't know." She asked me again, and I told her that I was just kidding around. She just kind of shook her head and went back to whatever she was doing. I don't even remember. Anyways, when my sister came back, she was holding a boom box. That's what we're going to call it. She pressed a button on it, and some song played. But now I was really confused because some weird music was playing. I asked her what this was, and she told me that it was music for her dance. Now, here's my issue. I was expecting some pop like song. How was I supposed to know that she was doing this weird dance thing? <br><br>I kind of messed around with the music a little bit, and played around with the volume. I adjusted the bass a little bit. I turned it up some. I had to use the equalizer to get the bass to really bump. I think my sister was kind of annoyed at me for tampering with her boom box. But it sounded really good. I really like the bass sound, and once I got it just right, the bass was like a pillow caressing my ears. When I finished adjusting the music, I turned it back down a bit and kind of felt my way around on my neck until I found the button that was sticking out on my shirt. <br><br>I pulled the button out and unbuttoned it. I did that to three of my buttons on the top of my shirt. And then I took off my shirt. I don't really remember why. I just remember that I kind of got really hot all of a sudden. It was kind of weird, because it wasn't hot in the living room. I realized what I was doing, and then I just stopped. I was standing there in silence. My sister was waiting for me. I told her that I was going to go put on some music. She said, "I already did." I said, "Oh... right." <br><br>So then I just started dancing. I started dancing really fast. But not really. I'm a big guy, so my strides are pretty long. So I just started walking around the living room, kind of moving my arms up and down. I kind of spun my hips a bit. I'm not really sure, it all happened pretty fast. Then I started making these weird movements with my arms. I was reaching my arms out and pulling them back in, kind of slowly moving my upper half in a circle. I think I was trying to imitate the way that my sister dances. I really don't know. I just remember that I was moving around a lot. I was moving my arms. I was moving my legs. I think I made some weird hip thrusting movements. <br><br>Maybe I was trying to get my sister's attention. But I don't think that was what I was doing. I think I was just getting some weird idea out of my head. I kind of remember my sister watching me. I don't really know what happened. That's really the only thing that I remember. I don't even know how long I was dancing. I don't know how long it was before my sister joined in. I just remember that I was dancing, and then my sister was dancing. <br><br>And then there was this one position that we got into, where my sister was standing behind me and we were both dancing. She had to adjust her position a few times to figure out the best way to do the dance. She was watching herself in one of her mirrors, kind of moving her arms around. She was moving her hands to her chest, to her shoulders. She even moved her hands a little bit above her head. I told her, "You could put your hands on your hips." She said, "No, not here." <br><br>So then she got into this really weird position. It was really awkward. I don't know if she was doing it on purpose or not, but she put her hands on my shoulders and pulled her head right up against my ear. I don't think she noticed my head kind of twitch when she touched my ear. I don't know why that happened, but it's like my ear kind of spasmed or something. I'm not really describing it right. Anyways, I don't know how long it was before my sister finally noticed my ear twitch. She got this really confused look on her face. <br><br>She lifted up my ear and touched it, and I kind of twitched again. I think I even screamed a little bit. It was just really intense. She kind of had this reptilian look on her face. She looked really confused, but I think she also kind of liked it. And then she touched my ear again, and I kind of did the same thing. It was kind of like my ear was a switch or something. But now I really think that my sister noticed my ear twitching. And she touched my ear again, and I did the same thing. <br><br>I think she was just doing it out of curiosity. I don't know. But now I'm just standing there, and my sister keeps touching my ear. And she keeps touching my ear, and I just started getting really turned on. I'm not really describing it right. I don't know if she noticed or not, but I had a huge erection. I don't think she noticed though. Anyways, I was just standing there with this bug bite of an erection. I didn't even realize that I was standing there for so long. I was just standing there. And then my sister asked me if I was okay. <br><br>I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "You're shaking." I said, "What?" And then I realized that I was shaking. My whole body was shaking. It was kind of weird. I don't know why it happened. But I was shaking, and I kind of froze up. I didn't know what to do. So my sister touched my ear, and I kind of jerked back. I think I even cursed at her. I don't know. All I know is that my sister kind of backed away and told me to go to bed. So I did. And now I'm sleeping on my front porch. <br><br>I kind of felt like leaving my sister alone in the house. So I went down to the parking lot and slept on one of the benches. I kind of forgot that I was out there. When I woke up, it was 4:30am. I was really confused. And now I'm writing here, and I'm sleeping on the front porch of my apartment. I put a blanket on the ground. And I'm writing here, kind of thinking back on what happened. But I still don't really get it. I don't know what just happened. The whole thing was so confusing. I kind of think now that my sister wasn't trying to get my attention. I think she was just touching my ear because she was bored. But I don't know. <br><br>I think she was trying to get my attention. I think she was trying to help me out or something. Anything. Something. Anything. But now I kind of think that I should ask my sister what she was doing. I don't even know what to say to her. I