I just shoplifted but I was detected by the cameras (NSA)

I stole about 3 packs of steak, a pack of chicken tenders, and about 4-5 pack of pre-cut salmon fillets. I probably got a total of $120 in about 10-15 minutes. I use the rags and a pull up sweater, and a cart that was out in the parking lot. I filled up the cart and put the stuff on the bottom of the cart. I put the rags on top and walked in with my phone playing some music and playing the time stamp in the corner. I put the cart in front of me and I walked back about 3 aisles and pull out my phone and make a phone call and talk to myself ( I act crazy and talk crap to myself so I look oblivious to what I was doing). I then walk back to the cart and put it back and walk back to the door and back outside. I unloaded the stuff in my car. The whole time I was in the store about 15 other people walked through the security doors, nobody was stopped.<br><br>I put all the meat in my car, and then I walk over to a cart that was full of bottles and cans being returned and I dump it in the cart and put it on the ground and start picking up the bottles and cans and putting them in my car. I about picking up the last few bottles and cans when out of nowhere comes this man that appeared to be in his 30s in a bright red shirt. He walked up to me and ask me if I was alright. I said yeah I'm okay, I was just picking up my stuff. He said okay, I just work across the street and I'm going to call the cops for you. I said thanks. I then proceeded to act like I was crazy and I started yelling at him and screaming at him. I yelled, "you didn't even see me do anything, how do you know that I did anything", he said that I was just acting weird, I said "you work across the street but you're watching me on the camera", he said yeah kind of. I said "I don't think you should talk to people you don't know", I then took my phone and pretended to call the cops and I said "oh yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and call the cops for you", at that point he was not happy and he just said "forget it" and walked away. He walked across the street to the Dollar Store and I watched him from my car as he looked at me with a pissed off face, he looked over at me again and I gave him the finger and he just turned around again.<br><br>I'm not sure if he was going to call the cops but I'm sure he was gonna tell them at the store that I shoplifted but he just walked away about 10 minutes later.<br><br>This was so epic and funny, I got a real kick out of this and it was awesome. What a polite asshole he was, it was funny. This was the greatest experience I had shoplifting and I will probably try to do it again. Have you ever had a similar experience?