How I started my honeymoon

My wife and I were so busy by the chaos at work I didn't even realized that I've been married for 8 years and we never had a real honeymoon because we choose to go to two times to disney parks and some other family trips with kids...but this month I finally decided to do what I always wanted to do. She was supposed to go on a trip with her best friend but she cancelled due to a problem at work and so I did what I did without even thinking: I asked her if she wanted to take a trip with me to a mountain hotel and she said yes without asking anything. When the day came we did everything we had to do really fast and after we dropped the kids we went on this trip. We got to the hotel, dropped the bags in the room and went to see a waterfall that was close to the place and we were so excited we forgot the camera at the room so we took some selfies with our phones. We talked for a while and then we went to the restaurant in the hotel to make reservation for the night. When we were there she told me that she was hungry and I said we should get some snacks but she said she didn't wanted snacks and I said so what do you want to eat? And she answered feeding me. We were so hungry that we went to the room and ate each other like if we haven't eat in years. We ate so much that we had trouble walking to the dinner and when we were out I was still hungry so we went to the room again. We had dinner, drank a little and went back to the room and eat again. We are living separately for 6 months so I think we missed it so much. I had so much fun eating her I ate her until I couldn't breathe and at some point she said "I know you're hungry but I'm hurt" and I answered "I know you're hurt but I'm hungry". She laughed so hard and told me "I like being your table". When I went back home and told my sister she said the same because when she was with her sister she felt like she was a table too.