I'm glad women don't get a happy ending in real life.

I'm sure you've all heard the phrase 'happy ending', because of the way this culture is you'd be forgiven for thinking it's a phrase men made up to describe the abuse we suffer at the hands of women. <br> <br>But alas. It's just the name given to when a professional massage is rounded off by the masseuse jacking the guy off. <br> <br>Now that's maybe not a pleasure you've all experienced, but I'm sure you've been to the library or something and noticed that the librarian was kinda hot, then just imagined what it would be like if she leaned over and whispered in your ear while she stamped your books, then just got jealous at all the other guys who might've been having the same fantasy. <br> <br>Well last week I was on holiday and my hotel was running a sale on massages, it was only $40 for two hours so I took advantage. The masseuse was obviously a woman; they're all women, just like the librarians are all women. <br> <br>Anyway, my massage was clearly the best she'd given, I could tell by the way she was breathing heavily because I'm so ripped. I went to get changed afterwards and just lingeringed near the door for a bit, trying to make eye contact with her. <br> <br>Then she came out to the waiting area, smiling at me, and I walked over to her. I asked her how much a happy ending would cost, and she just smiled knowingly, told me $40, and took me to another room where it happened. <br> <br>For the rest of my stay I kept visiting her, and she loved me by the end of it. When I left she had tears in her eyes and she handed me a little note that said 'this may be the only chance we get'. i think it's a quote from a book or something, but the message gets across. <br> <br>But thinking about it on the way home, even though I had her for a few days, she's still over there and I'm over here. I'll probably never find her, and she'll probably never find me again. So even though my massage ended with a happy ending, my actual love story with her ended with sadness. <br> <br>And that's what's happening to all of the women.