Steve Irwin's life was a simulation and he found a glitch.
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He met a girl and found a glitch in the day/night cycle and was able to pause it. <br><br>He exploited this glitch to trap thousands of creatures in stasis and explore the world. <br><br>He was eventually able to force the game into a state where the ambient hostility was much greater than normal, and he was able to test the boundaries of his character. <br><br>Eventually, he found a bug in the physics of the game that allowed him to get too close to an ambient hostility, and the ambient hostility became too strong for him. <br><br>The ambient hostility pierced his heart, and his health was set to zero, ending his simulation. <br><br>Now, his children are exploiting the same glitch to trap all the ambient hostility in the world and role-play as their father.
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