A spider got into my ear and trolled me

I was in the car and suddenly a pain hits me in the ear. I try to scratch it and then spider legs start crawling down the side of my face. I freak out and pull over to the side of the road. I start scratching at my ear and out comes an entire damned spider. I swear the spider looked right at me and said "hahahah you're afraid of me? I'm like an ounce of your body weight, you pussy." And then he ran off. <br><br>What in the actual hell?! I've never heard of this happening before. Am I just not destined to survive this life? It was like a movie. The spider was like 1 cm in length. I swear he was laughing at me though. I feel violated.