LPT: If you get stuck on a toilet for too long, just come out and say you're on the throne

I'm not a regular chambersor, I'm just a friend who sometimes posts on my friend's chambers account when they're away and don't have access to a pc. I'm a little embarrassed to post something so weird, but it seems like this sub might appreciate it. <br><br>I used to work at a restaurant in a small town and one of the things I learned was how to politely tell someone you're not in the mood to chat. It has come in handy a million times. <br><br>I think it would also be really useful for those with disabilities, as a wheelchair or mobility aid can be a very sensitive subject. Coming right out and saying you're on the throne spares your feelings and saves time, because if you're already on the throne, you don't care about being pushed in public, and if you're not on the throne, you'll probably ask someone else to help you and they can then respond with the above sentence.