Russian spy discovers Reddit, then something called WritingPrompts. Hilarity ensues.

It had been just a day since Vlad had been assigned to infiltrate, then hack into a high-security info warehouse deep in the heart of the United States. He knew that he had to get in, and just a day later, he was around 40%. <br><br>"I should get something to eat," he said.<br><br>He got a sandwich, and sat back at his desk, and adjacent monitor on his state-of-the-art computer laptop.<br><br>"Perhaps," he said, "a change of scenery." <br><br>He opened the internet, and clicked on the first link from his search bar. <br><br>A page filled with text and occasionally an image appeared before him, as he scrolled through the Webpage as a guest. <br><br>"Thus is intriguing," he said.<br><br>He scrolled through for a good 30 minutes, cooking his food in the microwave, until he found a link to r/WritingPrompts, which he assumed was for writing prompt. <br><br>He opened it, and scrolled through each one of them. <br><br>"Produce high-quality pornography without depicting any actual sex," he said, "This will be an excellent time-waste."<br><br>He opened the first comment, by a user u/masquerade517. <br><br>"Two teenagers, stick figures with no facial features, a parallel universe, and a portal between the two?"<br><br>He kept reading.<br><br>"Russian?" he said. "What is this?"<br><br>Then he read the story. <br><br>"I do not like this," he said.<br><br>"This is not producing high-quality pornography, this is making me feel sick to my stomach! How dare you, you fake user!"<br><br>He read the next one, which was also disgusting to him. <br><br>"Is this what they allow on the internet in America?" he asked.<br><br>He read several more, until he got to the last one, and read it.<br><br>"This is best one," he said. "But I am Russian. I am here to spy. Time to state my claim."<br><br>He created an account, and got to work.