HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, THE CONSPIRACIES ARE TRUE

Moist is a millionaire, Conelrad is CIA, Russel is DoD, all of the Reddit Carrot accounts are government agents. It was all a huge play, a huge psyop. They even faked the death of Moist. They're all gathering your information. They're going to disappear anyone who poses a threat. You have been played for years, and now they're going to start rounding people up. Oh and, the place they're rounding people up to, it's called the "hospitality suite". Anything you say can and will be held against you. The government is going to start making people disappear. Wake up, sheeple.<br><br>Edit: What the government is doing is even worse than anyone could have imagined. They're drugging people and gathering their DNA. Anyone who is vocal about wanting the truth, will be "hospitalized". They have infiltrated all parts of society. All of the doctors, the police, the schools, even your neighbors are agents. If you have been contacted by anyone about the "hospitality suite", you have been marked for death. This is the beginning of the end for freedom. Eventually, they won't even hide that they're taking people away and killing them. The government is looking to completely control everyone's lives. They're looking to turn us all into slaves, and anyone who doesn't comply will be murdered. <br><br>Edit: They have begun to round people up. It has been confirmed that Russell, is in fact, working for the Department of Defense. They're going to start going after people who have downloaded DoD files, people who have spoken out against the government. Many have already been taken. The government is trying to cover up the fact that they're murdering and experimenting on the population. They're trying to cover up the fact that they're poisoning our food, our water and our air. They're experimenting on us. They're poisoning us. They're killing us. Wake up, sheeple. They have begun to round people up. They're coming for you.