You've bought the wrong lottery ticket. Now what?

You bought a ticket for the wrong lottery, or the wrong number. Instead of $200 million, you've bought the "Power Fart" ticket, where every time you fart, ~2 million people in the contiguous United States will smell the equivalent of a dozen rotten eggs. You will be able to smell nothing yourself, but your farts will be felt by all.<br><br>Alternately, the "Mega Melon" ticket.<br><br>What will you do with this "gift"?