The mainstream mainstream mainstream mainstream media is bent on ensuring you will never put a strap on a rifle.

There are a lot of good people on Reddit. Also there are a lot of bent people. I assure you that you absolutely never put a strap on an assault rifle, and you absolutely never had sex with a dog, or touched a child inappropriately. Reddit will let you know. Even if it’s something you’ve never done in your entire life, like owning an assault rifle, they’ll let you know that you have never done it. How reassuring.