Anyone know a good spot to fuck a couple of cows?

Got a cow fucker buddy visiting from down south and he wants to fuck some cows while he's in the middle of the street really bad. Normally, I wouldn't do this shit, but we got drunk and he convinced me to do it. I don't want to ruin my reputation so I thought I'd ask here. We live in central New Jersey, so if you know a good spot for this or a good cow to fuck, please let me know.