I hate when you jokingly say "oh sexy" this and "oh sexy" that when youre doing something like putting a chip into a potato buttered chip dip.

Then I start thinking that this dip is so fucking sexy that it makes me wanna dry hump the potato chip bag. What the fuck is up with that? Like its hot. But does it make you wanna hump the potatoes you eat? I hate it. I hate sounding like this. I dont wanna see seductive potatoes or chips. Its not something you should see. Its not right. I hate it. I hate sounding like that. I hate saying "oh shit, she's so moist. Shes so wet. I wanna stick my face in her. I cant wait to shove my finger in her and suck the juices out". I hate it. Its fucked up.<br><br>I was eating potato chips with ranch buttered chip dip and I was so happy and then you start saying that shit and I hate it. I hate the overlap of these two things. I know I've been doing this since i was 3 but it doesnt feel right. When youre eating a juicy hot dog and shoving it in your mouth and you see the hot moist texture of the juicy insides coming out of the tight hot dog hole and you wanna shove this thing in your mouth and suck out the juices and eat the hot dog hole with the juices oozing out and you see the hot dog hole oozing the juices out of the tight hole and you wanna eat it. I hate it. Theres something wrong with it. It feels so fucked up. I dont wanna eat a hot dog like that. Thats not how a hot dog is meant to be eaten. I want to eat it like a real human being. I dont wanna suck out the juices and shove the hot dog in my mouth and suck out the juices and see the juices oozing out of the tight hole. I dont wanna see that. I hate it. It feels so fucking wrong. I hate it. I hate saying these things. I hate thinking these things. I hate it. Theres something wrong with me. I hate when my brain does this. I hate it. I hate this. I hate shoving chips into the wet potato chip dip and sucking out the juices and shoving chips in the tight holes and sucking out the juices and seeing the juices oozing out of the/umd tight holes. I hate it. Its fucked up. I hate it.