I just did a spell to send Trump into oblivion!

UPDATE: I did this spell last night, and I woke up to see the news this morning that Trump is in a shitstorm of trouble. This afternoon he had a melt down! Thank you so much for all the lovely comments, I honestly didn't expect this post to go viral like this. I'm overwhelmed lol. I'm glad you all loved the spell and I hope it does help. Let me know if there are any other "spell requests" you have. <br><br>Ok, so I used a bit of a mix of old witch magic and new, and of course I modified it a bit to make it my own. I did this spell last night in my tiny little kitchen. I was about to post it, but decided that I wanted to wait and see the results first. So far, so good. Trump is losing his shit today on Twitter. <br><br>I put "right leaning" spells in quotes because I'm a witch, and I don't think that real witches lean right. Even though the spell I used was from a right leaning book, the method and theory of the spell is sound. Also, a little disclaimer, the spell won't send Trump into literal oblivion. I don't think that Trump even knows what the word "oblivion" means, let alone know enough about magic to know what an "oblivion spell" does. I'm not sure if we're ready for another "dark magic" scare quite yet. <br><br>So here's what you need:<br><br>* White candle <br>* Orange or yellow candle<br>* 2 tablespoons of water<br>* Pinch of salt<br>* 2 tablespoons of Epsom salt<br>* Small piece of string or yarn<br>* Small cloth bag<br>* Scissors<br>* Needle<br>* Handful of small bound sticks (I used skewers)<br>* Picture of Trump<br><br>This spell was inspired by a book written by a right leaning witch. I won't mention the name of the book here, because I don't think that the author deserves anymore free advertising. I do think that this spell is a good one though, so I'll share my own version of it with you! <br><br>Step 1: bound the sticks. Get your handful of small sticks and tie them together at one end with the string. I did this with 3 skewers. <br><br>Step 2: make a picture voodoo doll. Get a picture of Trump and cut it into the shape of a person. I recommend doing a simple shape that looks like a cross with a head and two legs. I did a simple stick figure shape. Get your needle and your yarn, and sew a line from the head, down through the middle of the body, just below the head, to the crotch, then sew across the two legs. <br><br>Step 3: charge the water. Get a cup of water and a pinch of salt and add it to the cup. Say a prayer of protection over the water. I said this:<br><br>By the power of the Universe and the Goddesses of old,<br>I call upon the ancient Guardians of the land,<br>I call upon the powers of Earth, Wind, Water, and Fire,<br>I pray that this cup of water will be charged with power,<br>To protect those who drink from it, to shield them from harm.<br>May this water bring life and health and peace and love,<br>May it cast out evil and bring light from above. <br><br>Step 4: do the spell. Place the white candle on the left and the yellow or orange candle on the right. Place the cup of water between them on the table. Place the bound sticks on the left side of the white candle and the picture voodoo doll on the right side of the yellow or orange candle. Get your small cloth bag and fill it with 2 tablespoons of Epsom salt and tie or sew it shut. Place it in the middle of the table, next to the cup of water. <br><br>Light the candles. Say a prayer to cast a protection circle around you. I like saying this one:<br><br>By the power of the Universe and the Goddesses of old,<br>I call upon the ancient Guardians of the land,<br>I call upon the powers of Earth, Wind, Water, and Fire,<br>I pray that this space will be charged with power,<br>To protect me from harm, to shield me from evil.<br>May this circle bring life and health and peace and love,<br>May it cast out the vices of this world and bring light from above. <br><br>I recommend that you read the spell out loud to yourself. I wrote it so that it's a prayer to the Earth and Universe to send Trump "into oblivion". Here it is:<br><br>Oh great Mother of the Universe, I call upon you,<br>In your infinite power and wisdom, I pray to you,<br>To send Donald Trump far, far away from us,<br>Into oblivion, where he will no longer harm us. <br><br>Take this evil and cast it back out to sea,<br>Where it will be lost in oblivion, forever to be,<br>Washed away on the tides of time,<br>Where the bad and evil things go. <br><br>Oh great Mother of the Universe, I call upon you,<br>In your infinite power and wisdom, I pray to you,<br>To send Donald Trump far, far away from us,<br>Into oblivion, where he will no longer harm us. <br><br>Take this evil and cast it back out to sea,<br>Where it will be lost in oblivion, forever to be,<br>Washed away on the tides of time,<br>Where the bad and evil things go. <br><br>Let this spell be sealed and sent,<br>To the depths of the Universe, where evil is rent,<br>And let us be free from Trump's harm,<br>And let love and peace forever disarm. <br><br>Step 5: finish the spell. Take the string that you used to bind the sticks with and wrap it over the bound sticks, around the cup of water, and tie it across the voodoo doll. You're tying the bound sticks to the voodoo doll, with the cup of water in the middle. Then, say the final prayer. Here's the one I said:<br><br>By the power of the Universe and the Goddesses of old,<br>I call upon the ancient Guardians of the land,<br>I call upon the powers of Earth, Wind, Water, and Fire,<br>I pray that this spell will be sealed and sent,<br>To the depths of the Universe, where evil is rent,<br>And let us be free from Trump's harm,<br>And let love and peace forever disarm. <br><br>Step 6: finish up. Take the Epsom salt bag and bury it in your yard for a few days. Take the bound sticks and the voodoo doll and bury them on opposite sides of your yard. Where ever you live, make sure that you bury them on opposite sides of your home. Take the cup of water and pour it into a plant pot or your yard. Throw the string and the yarn away.<br><br>That's it! I hope it helps.